I belong with you
You belong with me
You’re my sweetheart
Love — we need it now
Chapter summary: After fall outs and misunderstandings, Chris and Darren are left in an odd place, both addled with their own yearning for forgiveness.
Word count: ~7,700 words
Overall summary: College AU in which Joey and Darren end up at the same party as one Chris Colfer. Pairing: CrissColfer (warnings: drunk-sex/mild dub-con)
When Darren awoke he expected an empty bed. He expected a text message with a fleeting explanation, if even that.
Saw this little guy at the pet store and had to take him home. Born with only one bulging eye! Going to name him Monocle or Mr. Peanut.
and now we forget about this until next year. see you in Denmark!!!!
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
“You may now kiss the groom.”
Eurovision Song Contest 2013, interval act
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING SPARKLY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS